I really shouldn't have to tell you this but apparently I do

1. If I can smell your perfume from a block away you probably are wearing too much.

2. Don't eat ethnic food on an airplane. No one wants to be stuck in a tiny plane for hours smelling your chinese leftovers.

3. The left laine is for fast drivers, not drivers who feel like they are pushing the limit when they go 5 under. Seriously drivers of the midwest get in the right lane (and I am not just speaking directionally here).

4. Posting passive agressive statuses on Facebook when you are mad at someone is not going to solve anything. Stop telling everyone but the person who upset you that your mad and go talk to them. Maybe then you won't have as many issues you feel the need to tell all of us about in the future.

5. Texting shorthands are not real words. It takes longer to say LOL than it does to laugh, and you won't sound like a preteen.

6. Public bathroom stalls are not the appropriate place to hold a phone conversation. You do know that when a person flushes it shoots little tiny particals of pee and poo into the air probably getting it all over your phone right? And you are holding that phone really close to your mouth.... (Plus its just weird I can't imagine the person on the other end wants to hear that.)

7. No my dog isn't mean, but if you ride your bike full speed up on his ass he will probably growl at you.

8. No one really wants to hear about your baby's bowel movements. Unless of course it involves them shooting you in the face with pee or something similarly hilarious.

9. Starting to cluster up around the gate before the gate attendant even says that boarding is starting does not get you on the airplane faster. It just makes it a pain in the butt for anyone who is trying to get to the next gate down and anyone who is called to board before you.

10. Leaning your seat back on an airplane is the fastest way to ensure someone is plotting to kill you. And while my plots never pan out I will try my best to jab my knee into your back through the chair.

What about you my dear readership (of about 2), do you have anything to add to the list?